m4ge:

Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like

ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning 

grates:

grates:

im using tweezers to get all the seeds out of a strawberry this is Extreme Procrastination 

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this was absolutely not worth the effort i regret doing it

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